the judge to please remind her to re-register a gun he'd given
her in her name. "You see, your honor, to buy it, I had to
register it in my name." The judge said, "Why's this so impor-
tant?" "Because, Your Honor, I don't want to be shot with 'my
own gun'." The judge had to hold a piece of paper in front of his
face to hide his laughter.
