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If you think that sex is a pain in the ass, you’re doing it backwards.

Greg tells me about his sister-in-law (yet another gorgeous
blonde): We were playing Trivial Pursuit on night. It was her
turn, she rolled the dice and she landed on “Science & Nature”
Her question was, “If you are in a vacuum and someone calls
you…

Sam has been in the computer business for 25 years and is finally sick of
the stress. He quits his job and buys 50 acres of land in Alabama to be as
far away from humanity as possible.

Sam sees the mailman once a week and gets groceries once a mont…

I love you, You love me,
Homosexuality,
People say that we’re just friends,
But we are really Lesbians.

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“Take your work seriously but never take yourself
seriously; and do not take what happens either to
yourself or your work seriously.”

– Booth Tarkington

“I am a Paramedic, recently I was called to
a scene where a man in his late 60s had died and obviously
been there a couple of days. We searched for any sign of
trauma…. None. We looked for anything that might indicate a
medical problem… heart m…

Seminars for Men

COURSE 001 Combating Stupidity
COURSE 002 You Too Can Do Housework
COURSE 003 PMS – Learn When To Keep Your Mouth Shut
…

A fellow who slept with a whore,
Used a safe, but his pecker got sore.
Said he with chagrin,
“Selling…

“Hard work never killed anybody” But why take the risk!

I was on a Reno Air flight from San Jose to Las Vegas and the
plane was taxiing to take off. The flight attendant came on the
intercom and said, “For those of you currently reading our in-
flight magazine, please place it back in the seat pocket in f…

American University Grading Procedures

Here is a list of the ways professors here at the American
University grade their final exams:

DEPT OF STATISTICS:
– All grades are plotted along the normal bell curve.

DEPT OF PSY…

There was an old maid from Bruton
Who had the bad habit of pootin’.
Her sphincter was weak,
Her wind she couldn’t keep—
This tootin’ old spinster from Bruton.

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“Hmmmmm. Are domestic abusers _always_ thinking about dairy products?”
— Lt. Wilkes

South Carolina: A man walked into a local police station,
dropped a bag of cocaine on the counter, informed the desk
sergeant that it was substandard cut, and asked that the
person who sold it to him be arrested immediately.

Why does a Jewish American Princess close her eyes during sex?

She can’t stand it to see her husband enjoy himself.

There was a young lady who came from Decatur,

Sang like a bird in a movie theater.
An alley cat heard
Her sing like a bird,
…