By Zo NicholasHAPPY NEW MMX !
” Cheers to a new year and another chance for us to get it right.” Oprah Winfrey………..and maybe this year …..WE WILL!
HAPPY NEW YEAR!
Wishing everyone, Peace, Happiness and Prosperity!
With Joy and LAUGHTER throughout the year,
Zo Nicholas
Author:
Zo Nicholas, Media, Marketing, Publishing.
Co-Founder of YORGOO, YORGOO Press [...]
By Zo Nicholas
HAPPY NEW MMX !
” Cheers to a new year and another chance for us to get it right.” Oprah Winfrey………..and maybe this year …..WE WILL!
HAPPY NEW YEAR!
Wishing everyone, Peace, Happiness and Prosperity!
With Joy and LAUGHTER throughout the year,
Zo Nicholas
Author:
Zo Nicholas, Media, Marketing, Publishing.
Co-Founder of YORGOO, YORGOO Press [...]
by Bianca GubalkeWebsite Publishing
What’s the Secret in Website Publishing to always get shocking Results?
Writing and Publishing your content and information in a way that’s
Interesting
Interactive
Concise
Targeted
Well Edited.
Being Spot-on with Web Design Consulting means high Visibility of your Business Information, Offers, Products and/or Services on Search Engines and Social Networks – exactly where and when people with an [...]
“We are an impossibility in an impossible universe.”
– Ray Bradbury
There was a young squaw of Wohunt
Who possessed a collapsible cunt.
It had many odd uses,
Produced no papooses,
And fitted both giant and runt.
Once in a diner, I wanted a Ham & Tomato toasted
sandwich. After about 10 minutes the waitress came back
and apologized. “We don’t have Ham and Tomato toasted
sandwiches but you can have the ‘Special’.” I asked
what was in the Special. “Ham, Tomato, Cheese . . . “
O’Connell was staggering home with a pint of booze in his back pocket when
he slipped and fell heavily. Struggling to his feet, he felt something wet
running down his leg.
“Please, God,” he implored, “let it be blood!”
by Bianca GubalkeWeb Development Support
What’s the Secret between dedicated Web Development Support and PiuPiu, my wild Egyptian Goose?
Trust
Direct Communication
Reliability
Flexibility and Adaptation
Serviceability
Dependability without Dependence.
At Web Design Consulting there is true Communication there is Communion, meaning dedication to a mutual goal: your continued Online Success and Peace of Mind.
Just a Click Away. . .
Author: Bianca Gubalke, Art, [...]
By Zo NicholasPreparing for MMX
All the hustle and bustle of Christmas 2009 is nearly all behind us and so we begin to look forward to and prepare for MMX, 2010, the New Year ahead and the begining of a new decade.
Many of the large companies like Microsoft have already planned for the new year ahead with new edtions [...]
Ute SchaedlerLearning the Pilates Method
If you are someone that is new to Pilates, you may not know that it is growing quickly as a form of exercise in the world these days. Within the U.S. the numbers are reaching an amazing 10.6 million people using it.
The practice of Pilates is gaining speed over the world.
The [...]
by Bianca GubalkeWeb Graphics Design
What’s the Secret of a captivating Web Graphics Design or a precious Perfume?
Essence
Sensuality
Elegance
Style
Character
Joy!
Essence – reflecting who you are and underlining your Brand. . . while letting the pictures talk, captivate and trigger the Results you expect!
Read more at Web Design Consulting soon. . .
Author: Bianca Gubalke, Art, Media, Publishing.
If you enjoyed [...]
The most effective way to remember your wife’s birthday is to forget it once.
A daring young maid from Dubuque
Risked a rather decided rebuke
By receiving a prude
In the absolute nude,
But he gasped, “If you only could cook!”
A man in Orange County Municipal Court had been ticketed
for driving alone in the carpool lane. He claimed that the
four frozen cadavers in the mortuary van he was driving
should be counted. The judge ruled that passengers must be
alive to qualify.
A man comes home with his little daughter, whom he has just taken
to work. The little girl asks, “I saw you in your office with your
secretary. Why do you call her a doll?”
Feeling his wife’s gaze upon him, the man explains, “Well, honey,
my secretary is a very hard-working girl. She types like you
wouldn’t believe, she knows the computer system and is very
efficient.”
“Oh,” says the little girl, “I thought it was because she closed
her eyes when you lay her down on the couch.”
by Bianca GubalkeWeb Design
What’s the Secret of successful Web Design and a fat, satisfied Bee?
Configuration
Optimization
Customization
Functionality
High Performance!
At Web Design Consulting we put your Online Presence and Brand onto the Golden Path to Profitability! Read more soon. . .
Author: Bianca Gubalke, Art, Media, Publishing.
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The longest sentence known to man: “I do.”
There once was a hobo named Bob,
he likes to eat corn on the cob.
He lives in a box,
has holes in his socks,
And likes to eat pork flavour beans.
He sleeps on a bench in the park,
all by himself in the dark.
He sits on the ground
and acts kinda strange,
holds out his hand
and grumbles “spare change?”
Sent by Candy
On February 3, 1990, a Renton (Seattle area) man tried to commit
a robbery. This was probably his first attempt, as suggested by
his lack of a record of violent crime, and by his terminally stupid
choice:
1.The target was H&J Leather & Firearms, a gunshop;
2.The shop was full of customers, in a state where a substantial
fraction of the adult population is licensed to carry concealed
handguns in public places;
3.To enter the shop, he had to step around a marked King County
Police patrol car parked at the front door;
4.An officer in uniform was standing next to the counter, having
coffee before reporting to duty.
Upon seeing the officer, the would-be robber announced a holdup and
fired a few wild shots.
The officer and a clerk promptly returned fire, removing him from the
gene pool.
Several other customers also drew their guns, but didn’t fire.
No one else was hurt.
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