By Zo NicholasLearning Vocabulary
Things change so fast, not only here online in cyber world but also in the real world. We have to keep pace by continually learning, as mentioned in my previous post, by absorbing new ideas, vocabulary and concepts in order to be able to communicate with others.
Vocabulary
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“If it weren’t for electricity we’d all be
watching television by candlelight.”
George Gobal.
There lived in French Louisiana
A quaint and deceived old duenna
Who naively thought
That a penis was wrought
To be et like a thick ripe banana.
Norreen did a “Self-Judi” when meeting a business partner of
her husband. She was asked if she came from a large family.
“I said, no, the men are only about six feet tall and pretty thin.”
An Unusual Ailment
A man and a woman are riding next to each other in first class. The
man sneezes, pulls out his wang and wipes the tip off. The woman can’t
believe what she just saw and decides she is hallucinating.
A few minutes pass. The man sneezes again. He pulls out his wang and
wipes the tip off. The woman is about to go nuts. She can’t believe
that such a rude person exists. A few minutes pass. The man sneezes
yet again. He takes his wang out and wipes the tip off.
The woman has finally had enough. She turns to the man and says,
“Three times you’ve sneezed, and three times you’ve removed your penis
from your pants to wipe it off! What the hell kind of degenerate are
you?”
The man replies, “I am sorry to have disturbed you, ma’am. I have a
very rare condition such that when I sneeze, I have an orgasm.” The
woman then says, “Oh, how strange. What are you taking for it?” The
man looks at her and says, “Pepper.”
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“A woman is an occasional pleasure but a cigar is always a smoke.”
Groucho Marx.
There once was a fellow named Dave,
Who kept a dead whore in his cave,
The smell was grotesque,
The pussy the best,
And look at the money he saved!
Sent by dave
Why we proofread:
ATLANTA (AP) Coca-Cola is fixing an embarrassing typo in the word “disk”
in copyright information on about 2 million 12-packs of the drink.
In the misprint, the “s” is replaced by a “c.” Normally, the small type
under the copyright information states that the “red disk icon and contour
bottle are trademarks of the Coca-Cola Co.”
A guy says, “I remember the first time I used
alcohol as a substitute for women.”
“Yeah what happened?” asked his friend.
The first guy replies, “Well, er, I got my
penis stuck in the neck of the bottle.”
If anything just cannot go wrong, it will anyway.
All those Monica limericks are lame,
But I guess we have Clinton to blame.
Had he fucked just his wife,
For once in his life,
Or at least missed the dress when he came.
As senior citizens, my wife and I support each others memory,
or lack of it. One night while sitting at the kitchen table
we were chatting about garden chores. It remended me of something
I had to get from the garage. When I got to the door, my mind
went blank. I returned to the table a asked my wife what it
was I was going to get. She looked up at me with a curious
stare and asked, “Just who in the hell are you?”
Sent by E. R S
The preacher was wired for sound with a lapel mike, and as he
preached, he moved briskly about the platform, jerking the mike
cord as he went.
Then he moved to one side, getting wound up in the cord and
nearly tripping before jerking it again.
After several circles and jerks, a little girl in the third pew
leaned toward her mother and whispered, “If he gets loose, will
he hurt us?”
How to create a New Look for a Blog
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